But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize