I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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