Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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