Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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