I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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