When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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