i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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