It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You should frame my arrest warrant.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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