I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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