i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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