Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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