i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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