Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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