Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize