I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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