I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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