Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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