so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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