Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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