im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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