i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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