I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
