Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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