no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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