well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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