Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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