Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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