I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
birth control should be required to get into college
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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