Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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