Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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