he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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