the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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