the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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