lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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