My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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