youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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