Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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