glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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