I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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