I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
only i would get off to receiving death threats online