Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse

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(708): View more from Illinois

either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame

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(450): View more from Quebec

I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...

(450): View more from Quebec

On that note, do I have a rule?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...

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(818): View more from California

I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.

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(330): View more from Ohio

you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall

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(856): View more from New Jersey

only i would get off to receiving death threats online

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