Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.