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(305): View more from Florida

I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.

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(519): View more from Ontario

i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.

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(907): View more from Alaska

She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students

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(214): View more from Texas

How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.

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(805): View more from California

i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person

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