called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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