it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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