Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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