Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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