Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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