Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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