At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.