it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.