how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.