I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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