Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My liver just had a heart attack.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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