Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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