It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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