Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
