how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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