Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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