we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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