just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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