I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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