We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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