not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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